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Following up on his success in Manhattan, Jordan announces Florida as the next target for Judiciary Committee

FL Gov. Ron DeSantis offered an immediate solution to allegations by Rep. Jim Jordan (R, OH), Chair of the House Judiciary Committee, that crime is up in Florida and enforcement is down.

Joined by FL Commissioner of Agriculture Wilton Simpson, a 5th generation Floridian, DeSantis announced today that the new Epcot-Reedy Creek Correctional Facility will help ‘dispel any false rumors. Our new facility will accommodate any and all scofflaws, illegals or gatecrashers who dare to attempt to flaunt the will of the people of Florida at Disney properties’.

DeSantis further explained that this new Correctional Facility will be created within a unique and innovative Public-Private Partnership which will be fully funded and managed by an anonymous Private Capital (hedge fund) entity.

In an unrelated report, the global news outlet Semafor reported today that Billionaire donor Ken Griffin is standing by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) for president in 2024 despite some other major donors backing away from the rumored presidential candidate.

A person close to Griffin told Semafor that Griffin, the founder of the hedge fund Citadel, does not agree with DeSantis on all issues but still believes he would be a strong candidate for president.

Griffin was recently named the Most Profitable Hedge Fund Manager of all time.